01 /
Never late
If it’s on the timetable, it’s already done.
The cat, the myth, the timetable
02 /
Never liquidated
He watches the charts. He doesn’t flinch.
03 /
Never out of chocolate
Triangles are a food group. End of story.
Born in the Alps. Raised online.
The Alps are high. His standards are higher.
A deadpan Swiss cat with too many forum tickets, a taste for triangular chocolate, and absolutely no panic.
PunctualUnbotheredExtremely Swiss
Fresh from the terminal
Memes from the canton
“No roadmap.
Only train timetable.”
How to join the chalet
01
Find the cat
He’s always around. Follow the paw prints and good taste.
02
Bring a ticket
Any ticket. Train, plane, or meme. Proof you’re already moving.
03
Stay unbothered
No FUD. No panic. Just vibes, fondue, and long-term vision.